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Piss Demotivational Poster

PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off

TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.06/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm
Ha! Too true!

BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them

TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.

I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones

You Bastards! -

TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.63/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?

THIS DOG - can totally bite your face off >:D

EASTER - For 364 days a year people don't give a shit about me, but when it comes to free chocolate suddenly I become everyone's friend.

TAGS: easter bunny is pissed
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 10:32 am
Where chocolate Easter eggs come from http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0942l.jpg

ZEN TEACHINGS - Some days you are the dog, and some days you are the tree.

Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.

SECRET - Three may keep a secret If two of them are dead

TAGS: little sister not retarded pissed
Rating: 4.74/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
tw5 of them are dead and buried for sure by now :)
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:38 am
This is rather desturbing for some reason. Got my 5 lions!
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
gee thanks
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:43 pm
This was d*** good. 5L and fav'd

WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin

TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "f*** tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana f*** tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Robber's worst nightmare

PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!

TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off **** twats
Rating: 2.18/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vib***** it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)

TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………

PABST BLUE RIBBON - even we French people know it's a no-no

FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.


TAGS: pissing off god god killing
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by ronsart

elraver - November 22, 2011, 4:13 pm
You shouldn't hang Satan on a hook...
W - March 1, 2009, 9:14 pm
It's not clear that it's Satan's job to kill people. That's not his gig, man.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
I havent read the bible but is that really true? :o Maybe Al Pacino was right.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 1:40 am
Satan, the underachiever of the bible.
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 12:42 am
Hey, I warned them once, but they wouldn't stop sacrificing virgins to their sun god. They should have sacrificed to me. I woulda' got **** done.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 12:23 am
If the blue bar represented EGD's reign of terror it would be about 10x longer. Remember the Mayans? They pissed him off once...ONCE.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:57 pm
--armagedon time.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:57 pm
That's why there is no true God but the Elder God Douchebag -- can't pin nothin' on Him. Abso-f***in'-nothin'. They be callin' Him, inter allia, "The Teflon God". Even Satan couldn't beat the rap, not totally. Him and God -- f***in' amateur hour at ar



TAGS: piss
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by culos

Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Women push their way into the men's loos here all the time.
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 12:48 pm
She can go where ever she wants. so long as she does not stand at the urnal.
culos - January 28, 2010, 12:22 pm
Whatever floats your boat :-)
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:20 pm
Can I give a 6L vote for "Yes please! (Golden Shower?)"
culos - January 28, 2010, 12:18 pm
I thought that after many from Ron and some from Cubby it was my turn now. 1L away if you like....(You're too clever for you own good d***it)
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:07 pm
I said, "NO, I would not object to her using the Men's Room"...why wuold you vote-wh*** for a 1L vote? I'm soooo confused now.

PATIENCE - Is not a virtue on the Motifake's approval queue.


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm


POETRY - A smile happens in a flash, but the memory can last a lifetime


TAGS: cou***s assignment don t piss off the furries
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:15 pm

FEAR OF HEIGHTS - Damn, I just pissed myself ...

RUCKA RUCKA ALI - Spoofing songs and pissing people off since 2008

TAGS: ruckaruckaali spoof pissedoff
Rating: 3.11/5

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CptCrash97 - June 14, 2011, 7:39 am
yeah...hell yesh

TRANSLATION - Now make me jump thruogh a hoop you TWAT!

TAGS: pissed whale
Rating: 3.08/5

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PISSED OFF - and on

TAGS: pissed on and off
Rating: 2.14/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Making water on a Water Buffalo? Charge!!!

EVIDENCE - R. Kelly's prosecutor is gonna have a field day

can you -

TAGS: she was really pissed off
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - May 31, 2014, 11:42 pm

Police Brutality -


TAGS: kids party piss water
Rating: 4.62/5

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skyking - May 16, 2011, 4:14 pm
IT should say If you noticed that they are getting drunk on piss water than you are g**
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:33 am
I'm an american who moved to europe for love... that didn't work out... so i'm stayin' for the beer!!!
GySgt1811 - September 25, 2010, 10:44 am
Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe? 'Cause it's like f**cking near water. 5 Fosters
ICEMAN - September 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
It's better that unleaded clydesdale piss. But that ain't sayin' much. 5

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE - But first it will piss you off.


TAGS: sooo you building a catcave too and i hear tony is pissed
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
Actually Tony is grrrrrrrreat with everything! 5 tigers in your tank!


TAGS: piss off cry babies misstherest
Rating: 3.86/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:31 pm
welcome back! I've enjoyed your stuff while I explore the archives. Looking forward to your new stuff!
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:35 pm
Thanks. It is a strange feeling... Kind of like coming home and finding a new stepmom and siblings.
spacedog - May 17, 2013, 5:56 pm
Welcome back 5150!
falloutghoul - May 17, 2013, 12:52 pm
Yay! Welcome back!

COMEDY WITHIN TRAGEDY - It's listening to reporters around the world struggle to pronounce Eyjafjallajokull.

CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!

TAGS: pissed beaver im getting a cleaver
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am
Who told yu we had WMDs


ATLAS - He bombed 1L. He was thus punished by the mods.

TAGS: don t piss off a moderator
Rating: 3.17/5

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LSD - March 31, 2010, 9:34 am
The Atlas mountains in North Africa. IIRC.
Woodywood03a - March 2, 2010, 9:18 am
I wonder...
Derek - March 2, 2010, 1:13 am
Always wondered what he stood upon

MARRIAGE PROPOSALS - They're best left until you're sober.

SHARK HAMMOCK - Latest Arab craze, nail beds are so last century. No wonder they are so pissed off all the time

Like the shirt dude -

TAGS: pissing off obsessive sports fans for the lolz
Rating: 2.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
You caught my drift.
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 2:30 am
It's 126 to love, but they've got the ball now!
Silverheart - June 17, 2013, 1:37 am

See which team get the most hole-in-ones? Slam dunk the most pucks? Watch the other team get gutter balls.


TAGS: taz tasmainian devil pissed get you work
Rating: 1.91/5

R. KELLY - pissed

TAGS: pissed
Rating: 1.73/5

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OJ - August 9, 2008, 6:11 am
R Kelly: Not Guilty

SPY - French people piss me off

TAGS: tf2 spy french people pissed
Rating: 1.44/5

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NumberXIII - February 3, 2012, 2:04 am
kinda says a lot about dogmatism, eh? Or the American gov't, for that matter. Stick to the rules to closely, and you'll get screwed, or things slip by on "technicalities".
forseti - November 8, 2010, 2:28 pm
Ive had worse ones than this get approved... THAT'S a problem, dude!!
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:19 pm

no you haven't
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:03 pm
Ive had better ones than this get denied...
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:53 am
trash this is a poor attempt at humor by a tf2 fan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:56 pm
Loosely translated It means One Lion
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:51 pm
What does this mean?


TAGS: bad day pissed fire fork
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 19, 2017, 11:23 pm

I've had more than a few of those days. In a row. Welcome to the club Jinx!